OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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