David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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