if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Your penis caused this!
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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