One girl and one boy is just not enough.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
ttyl tear gas
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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