I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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