I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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