I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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