11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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