I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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