Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Is it penis luge time yet?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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