no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
do herpes really smell.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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