Walk of Shame. In a state park.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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