what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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