gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
