Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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