I got chris browned last night
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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