I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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