And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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