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My hair reeks of homosexuality.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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