just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize