I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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