SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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