Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
this boner is exhausting
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i came on her dog
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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