Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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