Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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