super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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