It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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