My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm always down for nudity.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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