She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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