yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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