Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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