:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Randomize
