I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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