I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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