STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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