This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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