he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She announced her abortion via fbk
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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