we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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