We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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