You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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