Pregnant stripper...not hot.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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