You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
are you so shy because you have an std?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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