ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Sext me about skeletons
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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