I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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