god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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