i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Randomize
