Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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