well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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