talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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