She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I need to calm my uterus...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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