We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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