your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
