It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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