we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I want to make a zoo with you.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
