so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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